- Co-worker’s husband found my name on her computer and poster of a previous play. He got a little suspicious. She said he’s not violent. #
- I have not had sexual relations with that woman. There is no sexual relationship. And it depends on what you definition of “is” is. #
- Seen bumber stickers stating “Don’t blame me. I voted <democrate/repbublican/etc>”. I want one that says: Don’t blame me. You’re th … #
- DO’H. Nevermind… I am the idiot. #
- Stupid Spaz twitter posting software. #
- And I can’t spel. #
- I think I have Adult ADD, I’ll tell you wh … OH look a squirrel. #
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